“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
At warped as my friend was shaking Jack Barakats hand he looked her in the eyes and said “I use that hand to masturbate”
So I really want to be in a band, but I have no musical talent. You see my problem here?
I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg