letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via starrynights-)

rumbleroarscub:

At warped as my friend was shaking Jack Barakats hand he looked her in the eyes and said “I use that hand to masturbate”

(via theflavourofjacksdick)

sixfeetunderthe-stars:

So I really want to be in a band, but I have no musical talent. You see my problem here?

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

(via the-party-scene)